{"id":487,"date":"2010-12-01T02:23:25","date_gmt":"2010-12-01T02:23:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sashakoren.com\/oona\/?p=487"},"modified":"2010-12-01T02:23:31","modified_gmt":"2010-12-01T02:23:31","slug":"buttered-toast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sashakoren.com\/oona\/?p=487","title":{"rendered":"buttered toast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>oona hands me a pretend piece of buttered toast<\/p>\n<p>I take it and pretend to eat it, but she protests with indignation, &#8220;Don&#8217;t eeeeeat it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So I look at it and pretend to stick it to my forehead<\/p>\n<p>Long pause<\/p>\n<p>She looks at me like I just threw up on her shoes &#8220;Ohhhhh Mooooooomy. Look at your forehead! That&#8217;s IS&#8217;CUSTING&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>oona hands me a pretend piece of buttered toast I take it and pretend to eat it, but she protests with indignation, &#8220;Don&#8217;t eeeeeat it!&#8221; So I look at it and pretend to stick it to my forehead Long pause She looks at me like I just threw up on her shoes &#8220;Ohhhhh Mooooooomy. Look [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daytoday"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sashakoren.com\/oona\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sashakoren.com\/oona\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sashakoren.com\/oona\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sashakoren.com\/oona\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sashakoren.com\/oona\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=487"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/sashakoren.com\/oona\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":490,"href":"http:\/\/sashakoren.com\/oona\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487\/revisions\/490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sashakoren.com\/oona\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sashakoren.com\/oona\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sashakoren.com\/oona\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}