{"id":409,"date":"2010-06-11T15:07:04","date_gmt":"2010-06-11T15:07:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sashakoren.com\/oona\/?p=409"},"modified":"2010-06-13T04:13:35","modified_gmt":"2010-06-13T04:13:35","slug":"no-figment-dress-i-guess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sashakoren.com\/oona\/?p=409","title":{"rendered":"No Figment Dress, I guess"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m going to cry&#8230; I made Oona a sparkly dress with my sewing machine this morning and she was excited to try the top part on for a fitting. But once she got it on she furrowed her brow, looked down at it and said &#8220;I no like it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I figured maybe it was just because it was the top part and not the whole dress, so I went to finish it. But when she heard the sewing machine she ran in screaming and wagging her finger &#8220;No No make dress!! No NO make dress! I no want it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Later I said &#8220;You hurt my feelings.&#8221; And she jumped up and said &#8220;OH! I go get medicine!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So cute.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m going to cry&#8230; I made Oona a sparkly dress with my sewing machine this morning and she was excited to try the top part on for a fitting. But once she got it on she furrowed her brow, looked down at it and said &#8220;I no like it!&#8221; I figured maybe it was just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sashakoren.com\/oona\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sashakoren.com\/oona\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sashakoren.com\/oona\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sashakoren.com\/oona\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sashakoren.com\/oona\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=409"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sashakoren.com\/oona\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":411,"href":"http:\/\/sashakoren.com\/oona\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions\/411"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sashakoren.com\/oona\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sashakoren.com\/oona\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sashakoren.com\/oona\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}