oona hands me a pretend piece of buttered toast
I take it and pretend to eat it, but she protests with indignation, “Don’t eeeeeat it!”
So I look at it and pretend to stick it to my forehead
Long pause
She looks at me like I just threw up on her shoes “Ohhhhh Mooooooomy. Look at your forehead! That’s IS’CUSTING”